what do musicians put on their toast?
jam
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Whoa whoa whoa
what?
I embarrass myself infront of myself
Let’s just thank god that John Green didn’t have Hazel and Augusts text like normal teenagers
because can you imagine
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
I’m so fucking sorry.★ For wiz-chic
2 and 5 would bring him down just like that. ;)

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